Though I must warn you that these are not for the feint of heart. These people make Pam Andersen and Dolly Parton look good!
Katie Price (aka Jordan) is a British lingerie model and reality show star. Um, what are you English people thinking indulging this She-ra wannabe????
I think this is what happened to poor Ice-T's wife here: 1) Got botox too many times 2) Realized that her face was now crooked 3) Got triple-G implants because she'd rather have people stare at her chest than her sideways face. Sad, very sad.
Why is the "Michael Jackson" nose disorder a family trait? Mean? Perhaps. But true.
Why does bad plastic surgery look even uglier on men? Is it because they are supposed to age gracefully? And salt-n-pepper hair and a few crows feet are supposed to look sexy (aka. Richard Gere)?
Another perfect example. I mean who are these people going to? Aren't they supposed to be the richest and most famous people in the world? You'd think that they could afford a surgeon who knows what they're doing. I mean, who would continue to do surgery on these people! I could go on a tirade right now... but I will spare you.
ANOTHER British model, this time a lingerie model. What is it with you people?? Ok, if I were a guy, MAYBE I'd want to hit this shit just to see what it was like. Honestly, she should be more ashamed of her outfit than her bad boob implants.
Why do people who've had plastic surgery go to all lengths to lie about it? Octo-mom swears she's never had ANY work done. Uh-huh. And you're not crazy either...
Ok, so she's kinda normal. But how did she get her boobs into the dress without her nipples showing? Impressive.
I'm leaving the scariest for last. Truly this gives me nightmares. She calls herself the Catwoman, and is a socialite who has reportedly spent $4m on surgeries. Seriously, I have no words.
That's it for Plastic People Wednesday! Now go look in the mirror and tell yourself you're beautiful... cause you are.
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