1. My mother and my sister got matching foot tattoos. My aunt also got one, but on her calf. I opted to sit that one out.
(Clearly my sister and I both get our stubby, fat feet, from my father. Thanks a lot, D.)
2. While Mr. T demonstrated his "mad dance skillz" (notice the quotation marks) my aunt thought it would be funny to straddle him like a horse whilst slapping him in the ass to make him go faster... my sister clearly felt the need to point out the fact that the situation was
3. I had to pay $600 to have my awesome red couch professionally steam cleaned...
This is the only decent pic of my couch that I can find, and it happens to have my mother and Hermione in it. Awwwwww.
Lest you think we're a dysfunctional family, I will elaborate.... tomorrow. ;-)