Thursday, July 9, 2009

Meatheads, the lotto and asian porn

I saw this video today and couldn't stop cracking up. You know what I call these guys? Goombas.



They HAVE to be from New Jersey.

The other day I was thinking about the lottery and how no one really considers buying lotto tickets until the pot is over a million dollars. They're like, "Oooh, the lottery is up to $113M! I *have* to get a ticket!" Is $99M not enough for you? Why wait until it's that high? Cause I would take $1M, $5M or even $75M if all I had to do was buy a few measly $2 ticket. Seriously.

Oh, I finally remembered why I kept teasing you with Asian porn promises. (Another good potential blog name: Asian Porn Promises.)

I heard that China is putting blocks on all computers being imported in their country or built within the country so that porn cannot be watched on the Internet in China. How fucked up is that?!?! Taking away a citizens right to watch porn is the last straw in my opinion. I mean, let them dictate how many kids I can have, and let them tell me how to live my life... but *DON'T* let them take my porn away. Cause isn't that one of the few things that gets a communist through their day? The ability to watch an occasional sweaty orgy or lesbian butt-plus scene to get you through the night... It's just plain wrong.

China also started blocking Google and YouTube. What is the world coming to?

I'll leave you with this. This poor 22-year-old guy died after falling into a vat of hot boiling chocolate at a factory in New Jersey. Now I am not making fun of this. It sucks. It's sad. But honestly, I can't help but thinking that there are much worse ways to go if you're gonna die. At least your last few moments in this world are being fully immersed in chocolately, tasty goodness. Brings a whole new meaning to "death by chocolate".







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7 comments:

  1. LMAO why do they have to be from NJ? Well, it wouldnt surprise me actually.

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  2. goombas...and ironically the housewives just started as I clicked on this

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  3. OKay, I'm thinking Queens or Staten Island. And that's not cuz I'm from NJ.....
    But I'm just sayin'...

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  4. I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


    Susan

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  5. I have been into online lottery for a couple of months now. Although I have not made any big money, I haven't been into losses either. These days I have heard about a lot many scams and fake notifications on lottery winners. Is mega millions one of them? I was thinking of buying some tickets for it, but wanna make sure it's real!

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