Do my mud flaps look fat?

If you've ever seen the movie Spinal Tap, you know it's completely out there and funny as hell. It's a satire about a rock band that thinks they are hotter than shit. The tagline for the move is "Does for rock and roll what "The Sound of Music" did for hills." I mean, seriously?

Anyway, there's this one song in the movie called "Big Bottoms". My Hubs goes through phases where he sings the lyrics to the song over and over again. This is what he sings:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Recently, in a car ride back from New Jersey on Easter Sunday, we started to argue about what "mud flaps" actually are. The Hubs was like, "it's just a big butt." And I was all, "No way, dude. Mud flaps are like saddle bags, like when the part where your thigh and butt meet is really huge." Nevertheless, we came to an agreement when we saw a lady walking down the sidewalk who *clearly* had mud flaps. This is what I think she would have looked like in a bikini. I guess we were both right.


Happy Monday!