Sunday, March 8, 2009

OMG, the cat has figured out how to use her opposable thumbs

I just got home from the gym and what do I find? The cat on the computer with a Twitter account. Seriously. I knew she was quite dexterous but she was just typing away like it was completely normal.

I think she got confused and thought that the Twitter logo was an actual bird. Or she thinks that "tweets" are a snack or something.

The worst part is that she's a complete bitch to everyone. Probably because she has no friends yet so she's lashing out at the world. I also think it's lame that she picked her single greatest picture for her profile. So now if some hot little boy cat sees her and is interested he'll have no idea that she's really not that cute in real life. He won't know that she actually has a saggy belly and sometimes has poop on her butt. But alas, this is the world of social networking.

I encourage you NOT to indulge her, but if you are a masochist and want to be insulted by a feline, go ahead and follow her. But didn't say I didn't warn you...


  1. Yeah, I've been on the receiving end of some feline nonsense. Any chance you could give her opposable thumbs a smart rap with a ruler?

  2. Hahaha!! I need to start a Twitter account before my cats get one...
    Maybe I'll work on my internet social-life today?

  3. I still don't Twitter - I know, big loser, behind the times. I promise if/when I start, I'll follow you AND your cat. :)

  4. Better to be bitchy than incite creepy relationships.... go cat!

  5. I'm not sure what it says about me that I'm now following your cat on Twitter.