
"I was late because I had Kitchenhiemer's while wearing my prostiboots and then fell apart like a Robert Hall suit because I tripped and ate it on my face."
OR
"Man, you need to get your shit in one sock. You smell like you ate a box of assholes."
OR
"Get that butterfist away from me."
What's your favorite saying that no one understands?
"Well ain't that cute...but it's WRONG!"
ReplyDeleteActually, it's quite easy to understand and stolen from 2 Stupid Dogs.
My Jill likes to say that she's so mad, she could punch a baby.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, most people nod in agreement.