Monday, March 9, 2009

I had dejabrew with an i-Peeper

I love, love, love Urban Dictionary. I don't just love them because they're my go-to when I don't understand what a cool, young person is saying to me. But I love them because I can peruse the site all day long and then pull crazy unintelligible sentences out of my ass. For example:

"I was late because I had Kitchenhiemer's while wearing my prostiboots and then fell apart like a Robert Hall suit because I tripped and ate it on my face."

OR

"Man, you need to get your shit in one sock. You smell like you ate a box of assholes."

OR

"Get that butterfist away from me."

What's your favorite saying that no one understands?

2 comments:

  1. "Well ain't that cute...but it's WRONG!"

    Actually, it's quite easy to understand and stolen from 2 Stupid Dogs.

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  2. My Jill likes to say that she's so mad, she could punch a baby.

    Unfortunately, most people nod in agreement.

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