Ok, people. I'm about to do something extremely risky. It could cause you to shun me forever. But I'm willing to take that risk.
I recently heard an extremely offensive joke, and no matter how hard I tried not to laugh I just couldn't help it. I doubled over, fell to the floor, and had me a good chuckle. I know it's about as un-PC as they come, but I assure you it is not about race, sex or any of the other headline PC issues. But it's still a subject that is sensitive to people and is not a laughing matter. Except in this instance.
Why, you may ask, am willing to put my stellar blogger integrity on the line? Well, one, I would argue that I don't have much blogger integrity, as evidenced by my posts related to teddybears with built-in buttholes, claymation porn, fat ninjas, and perverted sea creatures. And two, I've never been one to hold back. I want to have an open relationship with you all, even if that means horribly offending you. I mean, Christ! people, The Bloggess has built her entire online identity around semen and roasted kittens, and you still love her!!
Now, after this lengthy disclaimer that is teasing you into oblivion, I would like to share it with you.
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?
A: Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.
Go ahead, yell at me, mock me, cuss at me, tell me I'm a horrible person. But it doesn't change the fact that this is a darn funny little joke.
Now, because I've posted this offensive (but still hilarious) joke, I am certain I will have to restrict my blog to invites only. I will keep you posted should such a change be required of me. But I assure you that I have a very high tolerance for insults and virtual beatings.
PS - Look at the cans on Palin!