Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Lest I remind you why BloggingFusion could not approve my blog due to pornographic and inappropriate material

Ok, people. I'm about to do something extremely risky. It could cause you to shun me forever. But I'm willing to take that risk.

I recently heard an extremely offensive joke, and no matter how hard I tried not to laugh I just couldn't help it. I doubled over, fell to the floor, and had me a good chuckle. I know it's about as un-PC as they come, but I assure you it is not about race, sex or any of the other headline PC issues. But it's still a subject that is sensitive to people and is not a laughing matter. Except in this instance.

Why, you may ask, am willing to put my stellar blogger integrity on the line? Well, one, I would argue that I don't have much blogger integrity, as evidenced by my posts related to teddybears with built-in buttholes, claymation porn, fat ninjas, and perverted sea creatures. And two, I've never been one to hold back. I want to have an open relationship with you all, even if that means horribly offending you. I mean, Christ! people, The Bloggess has built her entire online identity around semen and roasted kittens, and you still love her!!

Now, after this lengthy disclaimer that is teasing you into oblivion, I would like to share it with you.

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

Go ahead, yell at me, mock me, cuss at me, tell me I'm a horrible person. But it doesn't change the fact that this is a darn funny little joke.

Now, because I've posted this offensive (but still hilarious) joke, I am certain I will have to restrict my blog to invites only. I will keep you posted should such a change be required of me. But I assure you that I have a very high tolerance for insults and virtual beatings.

PS - Look at the cans on Palin!

14 comments:

  1. LOL! I am going to the confessional now. I was going there anyway.

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  2. I'm no linguist, but shouldn't that be, "What's the difference between", not "What do they have in common"?

    Still, a good joke.

    PC can suck my balls.

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  3. the less PC a joke the better. bring on the offensive!!

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  4. If I believed in hell, I'd probably be going because I laughed so hard at that joke! :)

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  5. Oh, I love you all. Not a mean, hostile comment yet! Perhaps offensive jokes is what my audience craves? I will ponder that while I find some more jokes...

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  6. I happen to think that joke is totally appropriate...I'm evil that way! Very funny!! You just earned yourself another follower! Looking forward to reading more of your blog!!

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  7. I effin love it!!!!!!!!!! I think I just burned 100 Calories from laughing so hard :) Love it, Love it, Love it.

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  8. Okay, okay, I admit it...I laughed. Out loud and stuff. But then I felt mean, even though my brian was simultaenously justifying being mean to stupid people...

    And I can't wait to read about the butthole teddybears...

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  9. Holy crap. That was awful.

    Then again, I just made fun of catholics, ash wednesday and religion in general so you and I can totally sit together on the bus to get stoned to death.

    Please bring more offensive jokes to entertain me on the way.

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  10. Oh, I'm so please that you all enjoyed the little joke. No that this giant can of offensive worms has been opened, I may have to push the envelope a bit more. Stay tuned...

    PS - Jenny... I will ride a bus with you anytime. Even if it's the short bus...

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  11. My husband is going to love this one! Thanks for putting your reputation on the line for such a horrible joke! ;-)

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  12. That's the kind of joke I'd tell and people would be shocked cos it came out of my mouth, not at the content...or actually no: they get confused and don't know which to be outraged about--the content of the joke, or the fact that someone who claims to be spiritual said it :)))

    And for Jenny, something like this is mild... :)

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  13. Sassy, you would not have been rejected for this content. I'm an editor at Blogging Fusion and there are seven reasons why you may have been rejected, pornographic is just one of the reasons listed. Yours was most likely rejected for non payment as none of the editors recall even reviewing your blog and to be 100 % honest I have more offensive material on my blog then this joke. I do invite you to resubmit.

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  14. Hello Sassy,

    This is a false statment and we request a retraction on your part.

    Here is the possible list of reasons why your blog may be rejected....

    --- Begin Email---

    Possible Reasons:

    1.) You have not added the reciprocal linkback to http://www.bloggingfusion.com

    2.) The link to http://www.bloggingfusion.com is in an appropriate spot and must reside in the *sidebar* or *footer*. The link must not reside in a post!

    3.) None Payment - Payment wasn't recieved therfore the blog was rejected. Please re-submit again but make payment to finish the process.

    4.) The blog '{BLOG TITLE}' had inappropriate content / adult or pornagraphic material.

    5.) The {YOUR URL} submitted is not the reciprocal blog, and is not permitted. Links must reside from the blog being submitted and not an alternate URL.

    6.) {BLOG TITLE} is brand new and doesn't have enough content to make it truly valuable at this time, please resubmit once your blog has content and act lease 3 months worth of content.

    7.) The blog {BLOG TITLE}, doesn't have an english version.
    Remedy: Add Google Translater / Babblefish

    8.) You did not include a blog discription for your blog listing!

    9.) The blog submitted redirects, to another page or site. This is not permitted, or maybe you are unaware due to a script or banner added.

    Fix any ommision errors and resubmit your blog once corrected.

    If any of the above possibilities is the case your blog was not accepted, please resubmit after you have made the corrections to your blog.

    Please review the Blogging Fusion Blog Directory Terms.

    Once you have corrected these omissions, you are free to resubmit your blog for inclusion in the Blogging Fusion Blog Directory.

    Best Regards,
    Blogging Fusion support team

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    Blogging Fusion has blogs with adult content / mature content thats why they mark all blogs with a rating after each review and status your blog with one of the following markers....

    http://www.bloggingfusion.com/audience-rating.php

    The only thing they will not accept is P*RN!

    I hope this clears things up for everyone.

    Shawn

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