Thursday, January 22, 2009

Twisted Toys, Day 7: Voodoo Dolls

Have you ever tried to fashion your own voodoo doll and then stick pins into it in the hopes of causing unbearable pain to someone who'd wronged you? Well, I have. I think I attempted it after an episode of Scooby Doo where Shaggy was accidentally sticking pins into Scooby's voodoo doll, causing the canine to yelp in pain while doing a sort of jiggy-dance. But I can't be certain, as most of my childhood memories are obscure and vague.

Behold the Voodoz dolls!

The Voodooz comes with:

· Four voodoo pins
· Removable heart trinket
· Chicken foot
· Binding twine
· Journal booklet
· Accessory storage bag

First of all, I hope the instructions explain what the chicken foot is for. Because I've heard people eat that shit. Grossssss. There could be some confusion there. Second, why would anyone document their voodoo-ing in a journal. If I were going to torture someone with relentless voodoo-ism, I would NOT document it for the cops to find. Although, I'm not sure that voilence inflicted via voodoo is actually a crime. Hey, I might be onto somethin'...

Are those real teeth? Cause they look like it. I'm still trying to figure out what the hole in the middle of his body is for... on second though, maybe I don't want to know.

1 comment:

  1. I'm all about that spirley eyeball. I need one of those!