Friday, January 16, 2009

Twisted Toys, Day 1: Butthole Bear

This is the first in a series of pre-published posts that I put together for you, my bloggy friends, while am away in Mexico, basking in the sun, and wishing you were there.

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Once upon a time, in a far away forest land of Plush Animals, a new, different type of Teddy Bear was born. Different from all the Teddy Bears, he found it hard to fit in, kept at finger's length by all his family and friends. That is, until the day that a certain vice president invented the Internet.

BEHOLD! Butthole Bear, the Teddy Bear with a plush, interactive BUTTHOLE!


I particularly am interested in the IAS functionality. I almost feel like it's something I should covet... but I'm not quite sure why...

7 comments:

  1. Muahahahaha! That is just wrong!

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  2. Well, SSS, it's kind of like your sex clay-mation figures, if you catch my drift ..

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  3. You can stick more than a "finger" in there.

    :-)

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  4. Hilarious.
    I think I just wet myself, laughing.

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  5. Thanks for featuring the Butthole Bear on your blog! and no, you can't really stick more than a finger in there but people constantly email questions asking if it's possible which disturbs even me! Boris@twistedtoy

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  6. DA FUQ I'M I DOING HERE?

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