Hasta la vista

As you may already know, I'm getting hitched tomorrow at City Hall and then immediately headed off to Mexico where we will have the "real" ceremony. I'll be back super late on the 24th of January. As a preventative measure, so as not to lose you all as the devoted readers that you are, I decided to pre-published posts for you to chew on while I'm away. When I saw *chew*, it's more like pudding then bubblegum, but it's something nonetheless.

These *chewy* posts are an 8-part series that features toys that are twisted, sick, dark or just plain wrong. I don't have kids, and don't know when I'll have them, but I'm pretty certain that these are not meant for actual tiny people, aka children, not midgets. I hope you can find some delight in these grotesque little treats.


I'm so excited about the upcoming 8-part "Freak Fest" that I almost wish I was here to see your comments when you comment like mad on my posts!

Talk to you when I'm back, when my initials (in real life) will actually be S.S.S. Lovely. At least my first name doesn't start with an "A".

And with that, I leave you with this:



And because Beyonce does such a great job in this video, I'm linking to the actual Single Ladies video. I mean, seriously! you have got to be VERY secure with yourself to be flapping your arms and legs around like that in a skin tight leotard. Go girl.