Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hasta la vista

As you may already know, I'm getting hitched tomorrow at City Hall and then immediately headed off to Mexico where we will have the "real" ceremony. I'll be back super late on the 24th of January. As a preventative measure, so as not to lose you all as the devoted readers that you are, I decided to pre-published posts for you to chew on while I'm away. When I saw *chew*, it's more like pudding then bubblegum, but it's something nonetheless.

These *chewy* posts are an 8-part series that features toys that are twisted, sick, dark or just plain wrong. I don't have kids, and don't know when I'll have them, but I'm pretty certain that these are not meant for actual tiny people, aka children, not midgets. I hope you can find some delight in these grotesque little treats.

I'm so excited about the upcoming 8-part "Freak Fest" that I almost wish I was here to see your comments when you comment like mad on my posts!

Talk to you when I'm back, when my initials (in real life) will actually be S.S.S. Lovely. At least my first name doesn't start with an "A".

And with that, I leave you with this:

And because Beyonce does such a great job in this video, I'm linking to the actual Single Ladies video. I mean, seriously! you have got to be VERY secure with yourself to be flapping your arms and legs around like that in a skin tight leotard. Go girl.


  1. Congratulations! But surely, you'll be monitoring your blog from your honeymoon? I mean, what kind of a person would leave us unattended? Have a great time!

  2. Don't you DARE worry about us on your honeymoon!

    Have a wonderful ceremony and I hope you live happily ever after!

    Love the chubby guy dancing to "Single Ladies" - I've seen it before, but I'm not tired of it.

    Have fun Honey!

  3. OHMYGOD I couldn't watch more than ten seconds of that video. But um, he sure has balls to videotape himself. Heh heh.

    but YAY! Congrats to getting hitched. Dude, I can't wait to see photos!!

  4. But whose going to take care of that Tonks?!?! OH and CONGRATS to you, the future S.S.S.

  5. That is, by far, the most awesome video I have ever seen in my life. Bless you.

    And CONGRATULATIONS! Have a wonderful wedding and a wonderful trip and honeymoon and wear sunscreen and take lots of photos! And don't drink the water!

  6. Congratulations a day early!
    Have a blast and send me some warm thoughts while you are basking in the sun!

  7. Oh Sassy,
    Really...married? Don't old people get married? We can't possibly be old enough yet. It seems like just yesterday that the world revolved around speaking jibberish and passing notes. Awww. Seriously though, Congratulations! I have no doubt that you'll will be a stunning bride and Mr. T is one lucky son of a biotch. xoxo

  8. Wow!! Congratulations to your man and best wishes to you( that is what etiquette books say to say as he is to be congratulated for getting you and guests are just to wish for your happiness). Screw that, Congratulations to you both and I wish you enduring bliss and happiness. Have a fantastic honeymoon!!!!!

  9. Oh. My God. Sweet Baby Jesus- who the HELL WAS THAT???????

    OMG. Well, congrats to YOU!!! Hope all is fantastic, and we can't wait to hear about all of it!!!

  10. Congrats...what the hell was that protruding from his crotch because I can pretty much guarantee you it wasn't his...

  11. OH.... MY.... GOODNESS!
    Umm... that video was priceless - WELL DONE on posting that!
    Did he stuff his package with socks too? I can't get over how he kept making the camera move with his jumps and all.
    Enjoy your time in Mexico with Mr. T!!!! Mrs. T!!!