Da-da-da-DAAAA! Announcing...

[picture me standing at the glass podium, opening the envelope at the Oscars in a beautiful eggshell Dior gown]... "and the first recipient of the prestigious S2S: For Superlative Blogging Award goes to..."

Zipbag of Bones

Cue theatrical music. People clapping. Cheering! Cat is trying to get up to the stage but all her frenemies are giving her hugs and kisses and back-pats (and a few guys are totally copping a feel, but she doesn't care). As she gracefully walks up the stairs you think she looks like an angel. But then! her stiletto gets caught on the hem of her floor-length Versace gown! As she free falls forward, her face headed for the top step, it seems like the world is watching in slow motion... she throws her hands out in front of her and everyone gasps in horror (and some out of sheer glee)... will her hands reach the step in time to save her face?... everyone waits with bated breath... the room seems still for a moment, the air heavy... her hands reach the step just milliseconds before her face, and she elegantly springs up like nothing ever happened. She even takes a humbling bow, indulging the audience. The crowd cheers! Yelps! Chants her name! Cat! Cat! She smiles, glides over to the podium, waves at the audience and begins her acceptance speech....