We had a fabulous dinner tonight at Dovetail, a new Upper West Side eatery that resembles that of a downtown establishment that touts chef's tastings before and after the meal, including the goodie bag of sweets to take away with you. We had lots of fantastic wine at dinner. Because it was my "engagement dinner", I ordered a ridiculously expensive plate of truffle gnocchi. $84 ridiculous!!! It was totally worth it (even though I didn't pay). I am not kidding when I say that 1) truffles are my favorite thing on the planet, and 2) I have never seen so much shaved truffle on one plate in my life. I mean seriously, have you ever seen so much truffle?
We all got pretty tipsy from the wine and the toasts to my and Mr. T's engagement (this is the first time I've seen my parents since the engagement).
When we got home, Tom picked up Tonks to cuddle her like he usually does, and my stepmom picked up the dog. They decided to put them put them nose to nose while holding them. Bad idea.
Tonks shat on Tom's beautiful new navy blue blazer that I got for his birthday. I'm not kidding. She was so scared that she emitted fluid-like drops of feces from her butt.
I laughed so hard that I almost died.
Best. Friday. Ever.
Correction: This is the first time I've seen my DAD and my stepmom since the engagement. And she isn't actually my stepmother, they've just been dating for over 10 years, so I just refer to her as that since it's easier than explaining that my dad isn't ready to marry her after a decade together. [See my REAL mom's comment - Love ya, Ma!].