I was searching for a quote for THE DAILY SASS, and I got this in a pop-up window (EVEN though I have a pop-up blocker!).
I know you're dying to see all of the answers to the 2nd question, so that you narrow down the options before you guess, so here it is:
My guess is Susan. But it may be a trick question. What's yours?
THE DAILY SASS:
"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay." - Demetri Martin