Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Perverted sea creatures and misguided signage


This is very confusing to me. I think if I saw this sign I would think that I needed to cover up my large, silicone boobies while at the beach so that they don't melt, wear suntan lotion (because damn! I'm looking toasty), discontinue the shaved head thing because it makes me look too "butch", and avoid the stinging phallus tentacles because lord knows where they could end up! Also, I'd try to remember to bring feet and hands next time, as it makes fighting off the giant phallus very difficult. But I wouldn't really need feet because I'm in the water, so it would just make me a little slower at swimming away (you know, less aerodynamic and shit). And I could still use my stump of an arm to bash the giant phallus in the balls before fleeing.

THE DAILY SASS:
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6 comments:

  1. OMG, this is a crazy sign! Those boobies really stand out, as does the fact that the pelvic area is completely missing. LOL

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  2. What?!! What is that?! What do I need to watch out for?

    I feel very nervous right now!
    :-)
    Pearl

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  3. My bet is this sign was made my a wacky artist and he/she goes around making signs and placing them in the public and video tapes all those who stop to ponder them.

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  4. Where did you hide the black marker, missy?

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  5. Apparently this monster has already devoured her hands and feet.

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  6. Maybe it was a warning about this freak of nature - http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html

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