Sunday, November 30, 2008

Ode to the Lychee Nut


Lychee lychee
Oh, how I love thee

Your plumpness entices
So round and sweet
Are you fruit or nut?
Nobody knows

So underappreciated
And secretive
Why hide in the shadows?

Spiny on the outside
Hard on the inside
Are we meant to be?

Behold!
There you are
In my martini
Wrapped in vodka goodness

Your foggy juices
Cloud my glass
And call my name
Like a whisper from a lover

Say you'll stay!
Please don't go
Oh, how I've missed you so

Your sweet, smooth juice
Is so tasty in my vodka
Martini-schmini


THE DAILY SASS:
I gots nuthin'. What you lookin' at?

10 comments:

  1. you had me at martini, girl! COme on over, I have a little something for you in my post....

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  2. I'm a vodka martini person too. No likey gin.

    Came via Vodka Mom - you're adorable.

    -Chris

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  3. I used to get my mum to buy tropical fruit salad just so I could eat those juicy lychees. Oh sweet lychees.

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  4. Hey there.I found your blog through a blogdirectory( cant remember which one)You'll have more than 10 readers very soon I think,your blog is funny:-D
    I do have one question though,how the hell do you get the pic's in? and how do you add stuff to the left sidebar?
    Im new,and I suck at this stuff.

    Have a great day.

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  5. Oh sh*t...I forgot,my profile isnt open,but Im at http://thisiswhathappenswhenimbored.blogspot.com

    gotta add that if Im gonna be asking questions and all,haha.

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  6. You're just schmoozin' up to Vodka Mom!! But to do it with poetry about lychees...I gotta hand it to ya....

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  7. I've never been much for martinis, although I do love all the delightful side stuff they add to them...
    Pearl

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  8. what is THIS?? I must have one. Now.

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