Mr. T and I continually have the same argument over and over. We'll be in a public place, the subway, a street corner, a winebar, and I'll start scrunching my nose up. Here's what happens:
Sassy: (in barely a whisper) Something smells.
Mr. T: (angry whisper) No it doesn't. Why do you always do this?
Sassy: Seriously, something smells awful. You don't smell it?
Mr. T: No, and be quiet. People can hear you.
Sassy: So what? If it smells, it smells. Why should I be sensitive to someone who is vulgar enough to offend me with their foulness?
Mr. T: [sigh]
Sassy: Seriously, I will vomit if we don't get away soon.
Mr. T: You always do this. I think something is wrong with your nose.
Sassy: Yeah, I have an oober-senstive olfactory sense!
This always happens. I smell something foul. He doesn't. He gets mad at me for apparently offending the culprit by vocalizing said stench. It's a never-ending battle between us. It happens at least once a week. I am convinced that if I had a superpower, it would be my superior oober-sensitive olfactory sense. I also have 20/15 vision. I just wanted to brag about that. (And I haven't had Lasik surgery).
THE DAILY SASS:
"Bros before hoes, dude. Bros before hoes." - Mr. T
Monday, November 24, 2008
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See, I do the same thing, but about people's outfits!
ReplyDeleteHa! Me too! Everyone that I watched election coverage with was so annoyed with me because all I could do was talk about how bad all of the pundits looked on a giant 60" HD tv.
ReplyDeleteLOL that's great. I do that all the time too, except because I have such a poor sense of smell I get really excited when I DO smell something. Unless it is the Indian woman at the gym who always reeks.
ReplyDeletehaha awesome. I think I always smell pee everywhere I go. maybe it's me?? hmmm... haha!
ReplyDeleteMr. T? of the A-Team? Good for you.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, welcome to BlogCatalog's blogspot group.
I love the afterthought of the 20/15 vision. I've got it too but that was after PRK surgery (the painful version of LASIK).
ReplyDeleteI watched my BFF's Lasik surgery. It was so gross! They used this big metal device to hold her eye open and then cut around the pupil with a razor, and the flipped it open! ARGH! I might puke just thinking about it again.
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