Saturday, November 8, 2008

My kitten gave me a hickey?!?!

Ok. I can't believe I'm about to admit this, but...

So you know I have a little kitten at home (12 weeks old). Well, she thinks I'm her mama. However, she's always kneading me (with her sharp little claws!) and licking me like I'm a mama cat. Well, last night I woke up in the middle of the night to her sucking on my neck like it was a tit! No joke. At first I thought it was kinda cute, but then it started to get annoying. I eventually pushed her off, rolled over, and went back to sleep.

I woke up this morning and went to brush my teeth. While still a little groggy, I looked in the mirror and saw a few red marks on my neck. Thinking it was an unusual spot for a zit, I leaned it. IT WAS A HICKEY FROM MY CAT!!! I'm mortified.

Enjoy some laughs:


  1. I don't know how I stumbled upon your blog, but it's pretty hilarious!

  2. Girl! I am telling you... you and your cats are going to be FAMOUS!
    Its so wrong that you got hickey-ed when you were sleeping.... BUT OH SO RIGHT!
    Love it!


  3. Whoa....

    Now every man in the world will have an excuse when they wake up after a drunken night and find a hickey!!

    Thanks!! ;)

  4. I totally googled "my cat gave me a hickey" and found this. MY KITTEN DID THE SAME THING! Except there's like 10 of them! Sick little kitten!