Ok. I can't believe I'm about to admit this, but...
So you know I have a little kitten at home (12 weeks old). Well, she thinks I'm her mama. However, she's always kneading me (with her sharp little claws!) and licking me like I'm a mama cat. Well, last night I woke up in the middle of the night to her sucking on my neck like it was a tit! No joke. At first I thought it was kinda cute, but then it started to get annoying. I eventually pushed her off, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
I woke up this morning and went to brush my teeth. While still a little groggy, I looked in the mirror and saw a few red marks on my neck. Thinking it was an unusual spot for a zit, I leaned it. IT WAS A HICKEY FROM MY CAT!!! I'm mortified.
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