Friday, November 28, 2008
Three of the most important people in my life have recently informed me that I overuse superlatives. I think it was some kind of intervention or something, but I can't be certain of anything anymore.
Apparently, I frequently describe things as "The best I've ever had in my whole life!" or "It's my favorite [blank] ever!" or "Seriously, it was so amazing I almost died!", or "If I could bath in it and lick it off myself, I would!"
I think this denotes a certain level of passion that most strive to achieve. Don't you?? Right? Please say you do...
THE DAILY SASS:
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer Simpson